$ ./system_check --verbose
[!] SYSTEM OFFLINE — maintenance in progress
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// SYSTEM MAINTENANCE
> status: OFFLINE
> cause: scheduled_upgrade
> eta: shortly
> patching kernel modules...
Our engineers are performing scheduled maintenance.
The system will be back online shortly. Please stand by.